Redo

the website I got the below laws from was here

Dumb Laws in Canada

Comic books which depict any illegal acts are banned.

35% of a radio stations content must be “Canadian Content”.

You may not pay for a fifty-cent item with only pennies.

Citizens may not publicly remove bandages.

It is illegal for clear or non-dark sodas to contain caffeine.

Businesses must provide rails for tying up horses.

Wooden logs may not be painted.

You may never use dice to play craps.

If you are released from prison, it is required that you are given a handgun with bullets and a horse, so you can ride out of town.

When raining, a person may not water his/her lawn.

It is illegal to turn right on a red light at any time.

Margarine producers can’t make their margarine yellow.

All business signs in the province of Quebec must be in French.

If you have a water trough in your front yard it must be filled by 5:00 a.

Homeowners are responsible for clearing snow off of municipal sidewalks.

The city is classified as a no-pee zone. (personal favourite)

The color of house and garage doors is regulated by city bylaws (a purple door get you a fine).

You can’t work on your car in the street.

It’s illegal to climb trees.

A Quote

I sometimes get really annoyed with people that think their idiots because they can't do something someone else can, or because they don't know the answer hen someone else does. To these people I respond with a quote I made, and I think that it wouldn't hurt to try and listen to my ramblings.

Nobody knows everything, but everybody knows something.

If you think you are an idiot, or that your life is a failure because you can't learn everything, or that you can't beat someone else at something, then you have proven that you in fact are not an idiot. It's the thought that counts, right? So if you think you're an idiot, then that is a stupid thought. Stupid thoughts don't make you stupid. Nobody is stupid. Ever. Not even the mentally retarded people. They just think differently. If everyone thought exactly the same way, then yes, there would be idiots, and stupid people. But no one thinks exactly the same. Therefore, there is no such thing as stupidity. The only thing that I can think of that exists and is the closest to stupidity, is arrogance. If you believe that someone is below you, even if you proved it, does not mean that you are indeed better. You outdid them. that's it. The human condition is that we learn from our mistakes, and take that into account every time we are faced with the same situation. The very fact that humans can learn, means that idiocy is not possible. Every person on the planet is driven to make themselves better. The only difference between the people that think they're idiots or stupid, and everyone else, is their goals. If you have no goals, then you have no hopes, no dreams, you have already given in to your belief that there is nothing you can do about your situation. That's wrong. There is always something that you can do to help someone. If you stop believing you are an idiot, then the hard part is over. the easy part is setting a goal that you can achieve. Not too easy, but one that you can still achieve. Then, next time, raise the bar a little higher, and higher. In the words of St Francis of Assisi; Start by doing what is necessary. Then do what is possible. Suddenly you are doing the impossible.

I can go on, but I choose not too. If you think you're an idiot, and you are reading this, then you have already completed your first goal. reading my ramble. Now go set higher goals for yourself. Ace the next test, or get your homework done for a week. Just remember, sometimes it's a good thing not to see the big picture, because the big picture can be daunting. Always do all of your homework, sounds a little much, but if you think of it more as just doing your homework once a day, it gets much smaller.

If this has helped anyone, then I have completed my goal as well.

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Peace Out, and have fun.

Some Introduction

I have been trying to learn C programming for a couple of years now, and I finally got a book called: The Elements of Programming Style. Now, in my limited experience, elements are the most simple bonds imaginable. So you can imagine my surprise when the first thing in the introduction is:

Consider the program fragment
DO 14 I=1 , N
DO 14 J=1 , N
14 V(I,J) = (I/J) * (J/I)
(Here comes the really screwed up part)
A modest familiarity with Fortran tells us that this doubly nested DO loop assigns something to each element of an N by N matrix V.

WHAT THE HELL!!! THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE AN INTRODUCTION!!!! HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO UNDERSTAND THIS RIGHT AWAY?!!!

And this concludes my rant for today. thank you for reading.

First Fanfic

So, I am writing my first fanfic. It's in Naruto cause it's so easy to manipulate; so many different things happening. see it Here

April fools

yeah. That about sums it up. BOING... Sorry, I just couldn't resist. I DON"T KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE, MWAHAhaha?